When he officiates at a Bris, does he call it an Inventory Reduction? When he officiates at a funeral, does he yell Everything Must Go? When he officiates at a wedding, does he call it a Two For One Sale? (I’ll be here all week. Try the lamb, and tip your waiters.) (Brooke, 12/30/2020)
(Zomg -- I didn't need to find that natz -- the answer was in his obit all along.)